I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
omg she’s doing the coin noises too
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
His smile is somewhere between demonically terrifying and really really hot.
this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
When I was in 3rd grade I actually charged people $5 for “cool lessons” that were basically just things I learned on spongebob & I told everyone that saying “coral” was cool
Meryl Streep, 1988.