so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
gettin real tired of ur shit alice.
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
|—||"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via swanjolras)|